only
Hi Only, was away and only picked up on this last night--brilliant thread. Couldn't resist penning a few lines myself!!
There was a gal called Only
who was feeling kinda lonely,
so along came lots of worms
but they only made her squirm.
Nature is a marvel,
nature is a pain,
seems all those worms came to call
because of too much rain!
Her JTowner friends told her she oughter
kill them with boiling water,
But Only couldn't hack it
to kill those leather jackets.
She said 'truth to tell
I'd rather go 'au naturelle'
I know just how to beat 'em,
we'll get the birds to eat 'em.'
Now only a few remain
but the'yll soon change again.
As sure as eggs is eggs
they'll become daddy-long-legs.
They'll be flying through the air
getting caught in Only's hair.
Then we'll hear her scream
then we'll see her squirm.
Then she'll cry 'why couldn't they,
stay as wiggly worms?'
'Nature is a marvel,
nature is just great.
Oh why can't Mother Nature stay,
outside of my front gate??!!'
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