Just a bit of humour
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
Housewives. I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.
Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your roof.
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.
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