[Chris P]

Originally Posted by junkrocks

Hilarious!!

I knew I shouldn't have bought that Ice Cream down at the harbour, tasted a bit like arsenic!

Then there was the old radio I gave away - bomb hidden in the battery compartment.

Ohhh and the sofa had a dozen eggs from last year stoshed in the base of it.

Honest to God, I think that is very OTT altogether!
Especially in a recession - I love second hand lipstick! Its very tastey indeed!

Hi junkrocks,

The difference is that you don't apply an old radio or a sofa to your face. Okay, so you might put your ear to the radio, or your cheek on the sofa, but I think you understand what I mean!

Regards
Chris P
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